"This conversation took place in a moving vehicle headed for nowhere in particular, circa 1999:

"Organic farmers taste better than regular farmers," said a friend of mine who had many-a-person from the Greater Midwestern Farming Counties in her bed.

All I could think of to say in response was, "Maybe so, but I'll never eat another Clown again. They just taste...funny."

The rest of the drive took place in silence."